or you'll get hit.
meredith hart mulcahy of naples was charged with "battery on an elderly person" in defense of her cooking tuesday night.
mulcahy's 71 year old common law husband complained about her undercooked potatoes and burnt bread at dinnertime, claiming that the latter was because she was cooking while intoxicated (surprisingly, NOT the crime in this situation). he went to his room to pick at the edible remains of his meal, only to find himself hit by a phone a moment later.
presently, mulcahy is in lee county jail awaiting a bail of $1500. i'm willing to bet it'll be her turn to complain about food come dinnertime.
Friday, July 10, 2009
i'm back. and this one is awesome.
there aren't worse things you can get in a public bathroom.
not that the threat of disease isn't bad, but getting shot in the leg is both unexpected, and way worse.
janifer bliss of tampa was in a public bathroom stall, when she felt a sharp pain in her leg. the pain came from a mistakenly discharged handgun, owned by the 56 year old woman in the next stall. bliss, 53, was taken to the hospital with minor injuries, and likely a healthy fear of public restrooms.
so hooray for long awaited returns, a new thing to fear on a public john, and HOORAY FLORIDA!
not that the threat of disease isn't bad, but getting shot in the leg is both unexpected, and way worse.
janifer bliss of tampa was in a public bathroom stall, when she felt a sharp pain in her leg. the pain came from a mistakenly discharged handgun, owned by the 56 year old woman in the next stall. bliss, 53, was taken to the hospital with minor injuries, and likely a healthy fear of public restrooms.
so hooray for long awaited returns, a new thing to fear on a public john, and HOORAY FLORIDA!
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