helen bedd, i presume?

really? just sound it out, officers...

a florida-based prostitution arrest was made to a woman by the name of "helen bedd," advertising in the casual encounters section. a price was agreed upon between "bedd" and a disguised officer, before the arrest was made.

when the meetup occurred, it was discovered that Helen was actually a 41-year old man by the name of arthur ramos. ramos is unashamed by his status as a prostitute, informing the arresting officer that "prostitution was the world's oldest profession," and he "did not understand why the officers were making such a big deal of it."

so hooray for preposterous prostitute pseudonyms, and HOORAY FLORIDA!