under the weather, on top of my s***

haven't lost it!

every now and then i'll go through my sources, and see a story that says "florida" to me, deep in my gut. sure enough, i nailed it on this one.

a 52-year old unidentified man had been arguing with his father over money. the 77-year old man found himself nearly on fire, thanks to a makeshift blowtorch. the hillsborough county sheriff's office reports that the father was doused with gasoline by his son, and then was nearly set aflame with a makeshift blowtorch, fashioned from a lighter and bug spray.

the next morning, son was charged with aggravated assault and battery against a person older than 65 (did not know that was a separate charge, i learn something everyday!).

so hooray for aspiring arsonists, and HOORAY FLORIDA!