i am not lying facedown in a cow pasture.
but that's precisely what jeffrey moore and three of his friends were doing in a manatee county pasture when found by police.
moore was found to be in possession of a small slingshot, and a crossbow. he claims he and his friends were searching for psychedelic mushrooms.
i know what you're thinking: was the crossbow for a particularly large mushroom, or to fend off the dangers of the creatures they encountered on the drug trip? answer: neither. the crossbow and slingshot were to protect them from attacking cows.
in any case, the men were arrested and presumably their medieval weaponry was also confiscated.
hooray for medieval mushroom mauraders, and HOORAY FLORIDA!
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