what about "my mother, the car"?

the only instance in which i think a car would object to things.

oh, and herbie. let me not forget him.

however, a panama city motorist who blew a .228 spoke in defense of his towed vehicle after a traffic stop thursday, ardently assuring the officer that "the vehicle did not know what it was doing, and didn't deserve to be arrested."

this after he failed to make it to G in the alphabet during his field sobriety test. he started at F. and this is the BEST part of the story.

so hooray for abnormal alphabets and arrests, and HOORAY FLORIDA!