Damian is alive and well...

and may be shooting to become an actual mad doctor.

An 11-year old in Fort Pierce hit his mother in the head with a saw, during a struggle in which she was trying to get him to take his medication. Once his pregnant 19-year old sister saw that her mother was bleeding, she urged her to call the police. Realizing what was going on, the 11-year old pleaded with his mother not to phone 911, claiming it was an accident and offering her $5 as an incentive. (Though given the recession, I would have taken it and called anyway.)

Needless to say, she called them anyway, and the boy is awaiting an aggravated battery charge.

I feel I would be remiss if I didn't mention some of this young man's other exploits. Among them are a threat to the 19-year old to "give her a C-section" with a fork, and using hairspray and a cigarette lighter to set the family cat on fire.

So hats off to this young man for showing the dangers of improperly medicated children, and HOORAY FLORIDA!