but in prison you'll be afraid to kneel.
A 13-year old boy in Stuart, Florida was recently arrested at school for classroom antics. Besides frequently turning off other student's computers, he allegedly "continually disrupted the classroom environment."
By farting.
His intentional wind-breaking was enough to compel his teacher to call the police, who kept him in custody until he confessed about his behavior. He was charged with disruption of a school function (being class?) and was released.
And to further editorialize: if they shook this boy up enough, he may never fart again. Which is dangerous. One book that was apparently not on the shelf in this classroom? THE GAS WE PASS. It tells you about the dangers of holding gas in- stomachaches, headaches, I think the end of the world might be in there too...
Anyway, pass that gas! And HOORAY FLORIDA!
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