another thing i would not steal under any circumstances...

A FOOT.

on september 19th, a crash in st lucie county resulted in death to one of the passengers in the vehicle. another odd side effect: a missing foot.

the foot was later found in the custody of a firefighter who had reported to the site that day. she was reportedly using it to cadaver train her dog. she resigned in a matter unrelated to the foot stealing incident, but was arrested monday over the missing limb.

however, the severity of the charge cannot yet be assessed. why? the charge classification is determined by the monetary value of the item stolen. what value do you place on your foot? what value did the owner place on his foot? who knows?

so hooray for getting to the heart of the foot matter, and HOORAY FLORIDA!