this is where huffing gets you...

but i'll say it: this story is a gas.

yes, it's an obvious pun, but i like it.
and if you run out of gas after robbing a gas station, you've earned the right for me to go for the easy joke.

an unidentified 23 year old man is in jail tonight, pending $10,000 bail, after robbing a Cape Haze gas station with a 12 inch blade.

none of his robbery was performed with a pump. therein lies his problem. for when the police were looking for the robber soon after the event, an onlooker noted that a man had run out of gas not far from the station.

so hooray for running on empty in more ways than one, and HOORAY FLORIDA!