could it be?

two ludicrous 911 calls in one day?

technically three, as you'll find out.
first daytona beach, and now in zephyrhills. both men thirsty, both men in trouble.

911 received a call saturday morning from a convenience store clerk, upset that a customer was harrassing her for not selling beer at the time of his arrival. (i believe the time is 9am, but that may vary by county).

get this. minutes later, the same dispatcher fielded a phone call from the customer. in an "abusive" tone, he complained about the clerk. so the police went out to investigate the cause for the tandem phone calls. the result? a charge for disorderly conduct to the man, though he was bailed out soon after, and no charges to the agitated clerk.

for those keeping score:
2 calls (in this story) + 1 (for lemonade in daytona beach) = 3 ludicrous phone calls!
(ah-ah-ah!)

so hooray for a bust-up over brew, and HOORAY FLORIDA!