my triumphant return (or, thinking outside the bun)

i apologize for my long absence!

i got busy with school/work/LIFE decisions, and then weird stuff stopped happening in florida. it was weird in and of itself.

in any case, to the news!

"i think we're going to need a bigger truck."

when the curreys of dania beach argue, sometimes they need to get away. james currey's wife was having one of those days when she walked to the local taco bell this morning to escape the tension. she did not bank on james following her in his white chevy truck, ramming her car until it crashed through the front window of the eatery.

currey's wife escaped with only a few minor bumps and bruises, while he is still on the loose.

i suggest they look for a white chevy pickup with a bell imprint in the hood and beans smeared across the front.

so hooray for taking your marriage from mild to caliente, and HOORAY FLORIDA!
(it's good to say that again!)