today, we salute patrick "steve" quinn, of pasco county. he has a record that is long and colorful, detailed and shameworthy. yet he roams the streets of the greater tampa bay area, free to stir up trouble.
quinn's latest caper came when he was pulled over with a burnt out front headlight. but there were more surprises. a gun on the seat, two bullets in his pocket, and a van that didn't belong to him. he said that the van belonged to a lady friend of his, and he was just as surprised to find the gun as the cops were.
asked why he tried to run after getting out of the car, he replied simply: "i tripped," grinning.
oh yeah, and he had coke too. said he mostly uses it on the weekends, but "sometimes the weekend rolls into monday."
just for the sake of backstory, let's rattle off the other offenses that the 20 year old has been privy to:
- felony battery on an education employee;
- bringing a knife to school;
- armed burglary;
- marijuana possession; and
- bringing a semiautomatic weapon to two different high schools.
for someone with such an "impressive" record, his mugshot indicates he's both humble and unbothered by the whole thing.
so hooray for getting through mondays however we can, even if it means spending them in jail, and HOORAY FLORIDA!
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