this is gonna be another one of these gross ones.

nothing witty, just plain odd.

police were called to the scene of an oakland part apartment in broward county, being told that the woman on the other end of the line had suffered a miscarriage.

when the authorities arrived, they discovered she was faking. her prop of choice? they're unsure of (or unwilling to report) its origin, but has been described as "animal tissue."

the case is closed without further investigation into where the tissue was obtained, but the woman may be charged with lying to authorities.

so hooray for animal AND ambulance abuse and HOORAY FLORIDA!