adding to the odd animal hall of fame...

"i'm tired of these mother f***ing emus on my motherf***ing yard!"

let me first say that i have dealt with an emu, and i hate them. one almost bit off my 9-year old finger on vacation in australia. it sucked.

that said, i was at a zoo. if there's an emu in my yard, or somewhere that i know it's not going to be properly controlled, i'm staying inside.

not so for a woman in the panhandle, who chose to go outside and attempt to corral it for animal control to pick up and take to a shelter. she escaped with only a cut on the arm, and hopefully bruised pride. because i'm not touching wild animals.

so hooray for egregious emu encounters, and HOORAY FLORIDA!