some people just shouldn't talk.

james moore, i'm speaking to you now.

bay county deputies arrived at moore's house at 7am to settle a money dispute. he was in a situation where the house should not have been checked, or drugs would have been found.

his coverup? "oh, i haven't smoked meth in four days."

sensing that something was up (good work, bay county!), they asked moore to take a drug test. and in his apparent infinite wisdom, moore refused. and offered this tidbit: "i will fail the drug test. i will tell you what i'll test positive for."

so moore and his girlfriend kim smith (who, for the record, hadn't smoked meth in "three or four days") were arrested and charged with more crimes than the police showed up for- child neglect and possession of drug paraphernalia. why? it was discovered that they had been cooking meth around their baby.

classy.

hooray for meth-fueled misspeaking, and HOORAY FLORIDA!