Wednesday, October 14, 2009

admittedly, this is a new one.

"sorry officer, but my tooth hurt..."

striking a flagpole, fire hydrant, and bus bench while losing control of a vehicle is pretty impressive.

even more impressive if you're not under the influence of alcohol.

yet a 33 year old bradenton woman was flown to a local hospital with pretty serious injuries after losing control of her vehicle, according to the bradenton police department. while she's there, she should probably have someone look at her tooth.

yes, her tooth. the excruciating pain of an abscessed tooth was allegedly the cause for such a catastrophic accident. the crash remains under investigation, but with no other cars involved, she may be telling the truth.

so hooray for crashes caused by cantankerous cuspids, and HOORAY FLORIDA!

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