Tuesday, March 10, 2009

a blunt a day

keeps the burglars away.

so imagine you were the driver of this truck. you're pulled over by the police, who uncover your cargo to find seventeen pot plants in the bed. how likely is it that your response would be, "i didn't want the burglars to get it?"

well, keep in mind that this excuse DOES NOT WORK.

a 26 year old man was arrested after receiving a tip that two men were moving plants into a truck. the 26 year old was charged with cultivating marijuana. the truck's driver was charged with possession of marijuana. he protested this, saying that he was only driving because his friend's license was suspended.

surprisingly, this didn't work.

the men were released on bond, but nothing was said about what happened to the burglars from the previous evening.

hooray for misguided marijuana moving, and HOORAY FLORIDA!

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