he'd lose his tires if they weren't attached to his car...

and apparently even if they were.

a largo man was released on $500 bail after a unique DUI experience.
besides driving under the influence with a 0.2 BAC reading, he was only driving on three wheels. his rear passenger tire was nowhere to be found. strangely enough, the police reported that the man had bloodshot eyes and uneven balance.

if i was driving on three wheels, my balance would be uneven too.

in any case, hooray for unknown wheel whereabouts, and HOORAY FLORIDA!