sloth has hit a new low.

but no one's gonna do that for him in jail.

sean kelly was arrested today for trying to hire caregivers for his handicapped brother, and then refusing to provide payment.

i only wish that this was the only crime here.

three former "employees" have complained that mike kelly hired them to take care of his brother sean who was permanently handicapped after an accident. services included feeding the disabled man, and changing his soiled diapers.

here's the fun part. there is no mike. the calls made from "mike" were actually made by sean.
who is not disabled. he simply "hired" these people to take care of him without payment. or a disability.

kelly was taken to brevard county jail, where he is being held on $5,500 bail.

so hooray for dubious disability fraud, and HOORAY FLORIDA!