"the tops don't sting you!"

so he used them to make the bottom parts sting you.

keith edward marriott was picked up for disorderly intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon monday, after reports of him surfaced (as did he) at madeira beach. marriott was described as being loud and disruptive, and was repeatedly submerging himself in the water, pretending to drown.

when he emerged, he had an unexpected find: jellyfish.

the 41-year old then started throwing the jellyfish at nearby teenagers. i know what you're thinking- the jellyfish were not the concealed weapon. he also had a pocketknife on him when the police picked him up.

marriott is being held on $250 bail. may the embarrassment of this crime sting less than anything the jellyfish did to him.

so hooray for assault by seacreature, and HOORAY FLORIDA!