Wednesday, September 2, 2009

what's the opposite of escape?

the "jiles in-scape plan"?

sylvester jiles should have been living a new life after being released from jail on manslaughter charges. but instead, he feared for his life. what did he decide was the thing to do here?

break back into jail.

he called the police and told them about the threats, who told him to file a report. he did the next best thing. he attempted to scale a 12 foot wire fence, returning himself to the brevard county detention center. a second, sharper fence, proved to be his downfall, and he sustained major injuries.

so hooray for determined once and future detainees, and HOORAY FLORIDA!

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