It's a McShame.

but it could have been worse...

Vincent Gonzalez is in the custody of the Indian River Jail after hitting his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger.

The woman was sitting in a car in front of his house, when he entered the vehicle. They started arguing, but he refused to let her leave the car, causing her to throw his drink out the window for emphasis. His natural response was to hit her in the face with his cheeseburger. They stepped out of the car, where he hit her in the face with the burger again.

Charged with battery domestic violence, Gonzalez remains in jail.

Could have been worse though...could have been a Thickburger. That's close to a pound of meat, pretty serious. 

Hooray for creative fast food defense, and HOORAY FLORIDA!