Tuesday, December 2, 2008

wigging out, literally.

or, "Does anyone know this guy's last name?"

A 20-year old woman was quite surprised when her former boyfriend rode by her on a bike and snatched off her black wig, sewn to her naturally blond hair. She was walking in Port St. Lucie when the snatching took place- he rode beside her and they started arguing, before he lifted the wig and slapped her in the face.

Needless to say, when the police arrived, her hair was in "disorder." No kidding, that's how it comes when it's got a wig sewn on it.

When asked about the identity of the Wig-burglar, the woman informed the police that she had been living with the man for eight months. However, she didn't know his last name, she could only recall the first letter of it.

While the police were taking an account of the wig-napping, he called her to further stoke the argument presumably.
The cops took the phone and spoke to him, in which he admitted to taking the wig, and then leaving when his former lady started crying.
The cops asked him his last name, and he promptly hung up the phone.

I can see where this would be very frustrating for authorities.

A very frustrating cycle (bicycle), indeed, and HOORAY FLORIDA!

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