twinkle twinkle baby...

... Dave Chappelle would appreciate this.

The title is in reference to one of the final skits from Chappelle's Show, in which Chappelle sprinkles diamonds on his food, because:

(1) It's the most baller thing you can do to your food, and 

(2) It makes your doo-doo twinkle.

It's affecting the youth, Dave, it's affecting the youth. 

Naples police discovered in an X-ray of 18 year old William Colburn that a $16 pair of earrings had passed through the security checkpoint. (Don't worry, they'll "pass" again). Colburn dropped the earrings into a water bottle before leaving the store; when apprehended outside the store, he drank the water, sending the earrings along with it.

Colburn faces charges of retail theft and tampering with evidence, as well as a painful BM later on.

Fear not Billy Boy, this too shall pass, and HOORAY FLORIDA!