mommy's boy...

who is trying to get a woman involved in all this.

Attention ladies: if you get involved here, there is an infinitessimally small chance that she will not meddle in your lives.

A woman known only as "Christmas Mother-in-Law" has shelled out 500 dollars for an ad in the Tampa Tribune looking for a wife for Jason, her 37 year old son. He's a Leo who volunteers with Down's Syndrome kids, has no criminal record, and has been looking for Mrs Right since 2003, after a divorce.

The reply address is pastmarked in Virginia. Christmas Mother-in-Law will read every response, respond to each with a thank you card, send all of them to Jason, and he has agreed to meet with each woman who replies.

So far, there have been three responses. And for the record, two of them came from mothers of daughters who they thought would be a perfect match. Now that match-up? That's the stuff of television...or helicopter heaven.

Hooray for helicopter parents, and HOORAY FLORIDA!