and also, a tree. but i didn't want to ruin it all in one shot.
an oldsmar man sits behind bars in the pinellas county jail tonight after several consecutive collisions. it started when he left the liquor store. as do all truly epic stories such as this.
he backed into the truck trying to leave, adjusted, and drove forward...into the liquor store. seeing the chaos, he fled. in the process, he hit a tree, a vacant business, and a fence. needless to say, he didn't succeed in fleeing, and he was taken to the hospital with on-threatening injuries.
so, hooray for alcohol-induced bumper cars, and HOORAY FLORIDA!
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