gangsta speak of the day:

"grill, a decorative accessory worn over the teeth and favored by rappers"

it just seems like poor form to take ostentatious things from people's houses. the result can only be bad: who isn't going to notice?

to that end, if i were the 18 year old houseguest of the 29-year old baller in question, i would not be stealing, for example, a crunk goblet or cristal. or, in this instance, his grill and OxyContin.

the article says, and i quote: "the prescription medication is listed as oxycodone, while the grill is described as 14 carat yellow gold and valued at about $350."

the woman is wanted on charges of theft and criminal mischief. so, if you see a suspiciously baller 18 year old acting oddly, you might want to tell the cops.

hooray for being both bold and baller, and HOORAY FLORIDA!