so listen, i love wings.

clearly not as much as calvin edwards loves wings.

calvin loves wings so much, he'd pull a knife in an argument with his brother over them. i don't feel similarly.

calvin and his brother were in the kitchen with their mother, when a skirmish broke out between the two, presumably over who got the last one, but the article doesn't say. calvin pulled a pocket knife on his brother and threatened to cut him. i like this particular part of the article, so i'll give it to you verbatim:

"the brother backed away and went to notify authorities, fearing he'd be cut." his only injury is on his wrist, but fear not emo kids: it's from trying to escape being cut.

in another surprise, when the police did arrive, they couldn't find the knife. when you think about it, they do resemble a wing in build...hope nothing dangerous happened.

so here's to an unhealthy love of chicken, and HOORAY FLORIDA!