come to find out, it also applies to pie.
april evans was charged with donestic violence, delivery of a controlled substance, and violation of the florida anti-tampering act. all for serving her husband some pie.
the woman, eager to get her husband to fall asleep so she could sleep in another room uninterrupted (or unaccosted) reportedly served her husband a slice of pie "in an erotic manner." chocolate, in case you were wondering.
however, in this pie were also the ground remains of one Xanax, two Valium, and an Ambien. panama city police report that while she was only trying to get him to go to sleep, the dosage could have easily killed him. thankfully, jeffrey evans will live to see another day, and eat more pie. though maybe not pie made by his wife.
so hooray for recipes for disaster, and HOORAY FLORIDA!
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