the great chair mystery.

this is a more serious problem than you think.

the pita pit in soho is missing a chair. and it's serious.

"now pita pit is down to only nine chairs. they're not, like, cheap chairs. we have to get them shipped."

please note, the chairs are shipped from idaho.

apparently, a drunk patron that wandered over from macdinton's took a liking to said chair, made a clear decision, and dragged it out the door and across howard avenue. the owners of the pita pit went after the thief, but could not catch up with them.

repeat. the owners of the pita pit. could not keep up with a drunk person. a drunk person dragging a chair.

in any case, the hunt is on. and if you're the tenth person to get in the pita pit, lean by the door.

hooray for silly mysteries, and HOORAY FLORIDA!