a 'repugnant' odor was said to be coming from the porch of a fort pierce woman, when it was discovered to be a 'human bowel movement', complete with toilet paper!
the victim reported that she heard the doorbell ring, and saw a red jeep cherokee in the driveway. she didn't recognize the car, and didn't answer the door. neighbors later told her that a 'heavyset woman' left the stinky surprise on her porch before driving away. why the build detail was necessary, i don't even know.
despite the uniqueness of a mary kay woman in an SUV, there are no suspects at present. and far less surprising, no DNA evidence was collected. who'd want to?
hooray for crappy capers, and HOORAY FLORIDA!
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