hooray 2009!

and to start, here's some good old American ingenuity.

Ocala's Kelly Lemay called the police on her husband after an argument. After seeing no marks on her, they packed it in and left. 

She called them a second time that evening, and when they came, she had a black eye. She told the cops that her husband had hit her in the face with a frying pan. However, as they were handcuffing him and sending him away, she came clean, admitting to hitting herself in the face to get the cops to pay attention.

Then it was her turn in the handcuffs, charged with filing a false report.

As they say, "if you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself."

Hooray for trying new things in 2009, and HOORAY FLORIDA!