an unidentified palm beach man was caught today trying to steal atms, but was caught on camera outside the walgreens.
he at least tried to disguise himself as he first tried to break into, and then tried to outright dislodge, the machines.
unfortunately, his considerable girth betrayed his desire to be invisible...as a ninja.
there is no word as to what the charges are, but the fashion police don't appear to have been called.
hooray for living your dreams, no matter how unsuccessful, and HOORAY FLORIDA!
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